Sunday 6 August 2017

Mr. Not so Bright Side

( Read this with the music and just go with it)

Coming out of my tent and I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be up cos I can't be late

It started out with a brick how did it end up like this
It was only a brick
It was only a brick

Now I'm falling asleep and it's only.lunch time
While kev's taking a sh*t for the foooorrrrtthh time

Now they're mixing concrete and the ring beam is in
Got cement on my head
But I've got a hard hat on

Stu takes out a brick now
Windows innnnnn

And I just can't work it's killing me
Karens taking control

Brick laying
Passing bricks all day and night
Mixing cement all day long
Kev went in the pit today
Thirty quid the price they paid
Destiny was calling him
Shutting up his frightened eyes

Cos he's Mr Sh*tside

I'm coming out of my tent and I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be up cos I can't be late
Started out with a brick
How did it end up like this
It was only a brick
It was only a brick

Now I'm falling asleep and it's only tea time
Whilst kev's having a sh*t
For the fifth time
Now they're mixing concrete and the ring beam is in
Cement on my head
But I've got a hard hat on

Stu takes out a brick now
Windows innnnnn

Cos I just can't work it's killing me
Karen's taking control

Brick laying
Passing bricks all day and night
Mixing cement all day long
Kev went in the pit 30 quid the price they paid
Destiny was calling him
Shutting up his frightened eyes
Cos he's Mr Sh*tside

I never rest
I never rest
I never rest
I never rest

Jack Waite, Archie Johnson and Ellis Woodgate

18 comments:

  1. For a moment there I wasn't sure where that young man was, it could have been the disconstructed long drop toilet. Im still baffled or is it the Tanzanian version of a hot tub party. Whatever it looks like fun. Hope everything is going well. It is great having the blog to look at. Take care Jill Fidan xx

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  2. You lot certainly know how to have fun,keep up the good work xx yvonne woodgate xx

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  3. Enjoyed the sing-a-ling blog. I was worried for Kev for a minute there, not the pit I was thinking of, phew! Love Wx (Bob's Mum)

    👍"Thumbs up" sent from Anne Parkes, Ian Railton, Jamie Watson, Sue Wood, Debbie Bainbridge, John Trotter, Suzanne Tuffnell, Andrew Marlow, Valerie Railton and David Pitcairn,
    ❤"Love" sent from Claudine Galloway

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  4. Great blog again, Glad you are all having fun while working hard. Keep on going Love Cathrine xx

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  5. Hi Molly. Not much to report at our end. We miss you being on holiday with us, especially when we're in the pool. Hope you're enjoying seeing the fruits of your labour as well as the relaxation times. "This much", love Mum/Kate

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  7. Today I found myself in the biggest antique book shop ever, an old train station converted. I promise to take you when you get back! My last few texts didn't seem to go through but I'll happily try again tommorow. The scaffolding is looking more and more precarious in pictures by the day, I'll buy you a penguin classic as bribe if you stay down off it for my peace of mind. You're pulchritudinous and as we've passed the half way point I'm officially excited for when you come back. Stella x

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  8. I have really enjoyed reading the blogs keep up the good work Matthew Bainbridge. I have found a chicken Balti pie in the freezer its yours on your return missing you
    dad x

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  9. Looks like it's hard work and fun mixed together today. Great photos. Love to see them. Let Matthew know Laura tried to take his place at beach volleyball today but broke a nail!,,, so may be a short-lived volley ball career. Guess you know the Boro score but dad said they didn't play badly. Take care and have fun love Mam, Dad and Laura xx

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  10. missing you loads Bob only 2 more weeks wooooooo !!!!!! Hope youre enjoying yourself and have actually taken some photos since you're barely in any. Looking forward to seeing you. i love you gorgeous from Em xxxx

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  11. Hi Alex, the building work is coming on great. Have spotted you in a few photos...dad wants to know here his hat is ? Have had to buy him another for our hols. Got grandma and grandad Tom set up checking the blogs on their tablet and they are loving it. They haven't worked out how to put comments on yet but wanted me to remind you about their shed roof!! Grandma Anne also following daily. Hope everyone is keeping safe and well. Take care and lots of love. xxx

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  12. Another great blog x not sure what song it was suppose to be, but sang along using my own tune!! What is the pit??? Is it the Tanzania way of mixing concrete??
    Oscar me & dad made it to Pierrefonds in France, today where they shot the TV series Merlin (your favourite when you where 8) We got talking to an English guy about you going toTanzania and it turns out he know Phil. Phil parks his van on his nana's drive!!! But doh didn't get his name!! But we know his wife was French!!! Small World!!!
    Also G/mar & Aunty Kim, G/Dad & Nana and Alice plus the rest of the family are all reading the blog daily. But you know what they like are with tech so not able to comment xxx

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  13. Archie, so wonderful to see your name finally! What have you done to my favourite song? It will never be the same again but I loved it 😄. Very clever.
    Like everyone else, I'm wondering what's going on with the pit?? Have you accidentally cemented someone into the foundations?
    Missing you loads - got loads of questions I'd like to ask, like is your tent tidy? Maybe take a photo. Lots of love, mum,dad and Davy x

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  14. Me again, I've snuck two in one post, all self imposed rules are breaking down and anarchy ensues. Home alone today awaiting an all mighty amazon delivery of stationary, I'm referring to today as a second Christmas. I sat for a good twenty minutes today trying to figure out how you lot were going to build a roof, I imagined you placing bricks side to side and having to wait for them to dry before the next one. Was not my finest hour and bennie can officially steal my title, I'll stick to ikea wardrobes from now on. Stella x

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  15. Bonjour Esme, hope you are sleeping well on your coloured mattress! We are just on our way to the buffalo grill 😋 auntie Sarah, Norman & Diana all send their love xx love mummy, Vik x

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  16. Another fab blog, love the musical theme. Am I the only one singing along?!?! Can't believe how much you guys have got done. Looks amazing! Soon be finished. Love kelly (Jacobs bainbridge mum), barry, connor, joe and sam xx

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  17. Steak and Chocolate Cake!! Infinity Pools!!! What is this?? We didn't pay all that money out so you could have hot shower with fluffy towels!!! Seriously guys 😄 You are making fantastic progress it's great to see it every day, when do you expect the topping out ceromany???

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  18. Matthew Bainbridge. Just found out how to blog!!!! You all have worked very hard. The wild is amazing you won't find that in Wet Teesside. Missing you, Nana and Grandad Bainbridge

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