Monday 31 July 2017

Inside out....Karen edition!

Okay so it's day ten
Wait.
REST DAY YAYAYAY.
It's Karen's rest day! Whoooooo rest rest rest rest rest
Wait.
Karen Ok stop think about work .
We need to figure out who is shittin all over the long drops...I've already interrogated  Niall and Robbie.
Poor Kev it could be him? To be honest at this point it could be anyone.
Right let's check catering
Oh bugger they burnt the.eggs again.
Grumpy Karen.
Shout at Bainbridge
Ahhhhhh All better
Oh no it's Stewart coming to talk to me.
No no no no no
GODDAMIT Stewart
Okay so are a few courses down, had to take off a few bricks if that's okay.
Is that the kids singing the circle of life?
*Karen Cackles to herself *
At least I don't need to lay a brick today hehehe It's My Rest dayyyy!!!!!
Okay time to go everyone. In the car nice and easy
How did I get landed with the ginger team? The car is going to be weighed down by all the sun cream.
Off we go venturing, onwards out of the safety of our mighty fine camp
I wonder what I'm going to see
Oh yeah I remember
This desert again
Oops a little bit bumpy c'mon Karen keep it steady
Ohhh zebras !!!!!
Okay take this hill slow
Nicley done Karen
Ohhhhh ostriches!!
Here we are again
Engaruka
God I hate this place
Yep take a good look kids at the desolate waste land we were considering forcing you to live for a month
I know I know thank me later for breaking it to the locals
Right quick
Get in the van
I see Solomon on that far hill
Get the pedal down
Zoom zoom
Back we goooooo
Giraffe lodge weeeeeeee
And a pool. Nice.
Ahhh Luke in a bikini hide my eyes
Oh no I wonder how they are doing on site better ring Phil
Oh well I'm glad I'm not there....everyone's bums leaking
I wonder how Lotti Bob and Gary are doing with the shopping
Oh well sounds like a success to me they got everything for the best price possible what great guys, and gal! Silly Karen it's 2017 oooooh I wish I had cake like them I'm so jealous
Time to go back to camp
Well tea was nice
Oh no everyone is singing again
Bed time ! Ah all comfy
Aahhhhhhhhhh
Oh no ! I need a wee!


By Holly and Bob

16 comments:

  1. Great blog, can't believe you let Bob go shopping, it's a wonder you have any money left. Love Catherine xx

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  2. You lot need to be on the comedy stage when you come back,the build is looking great x yvonne x

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  3. Not used to being able to read something holly writes and not having to refer to an online dictionary at least twice. Hope the bee had fun swimming

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    1. So today In surgery I was ushered in late and promptly moved away from where I was standing being told 'no no no you definitely don't want to stand there'. For the next few hours of a rather tedious Tumour removal I stood stock still as far away from the fore mentioned spot as possible wondering just what was up with this 3m by 3m patch. Two hours later and in need of a sit down it became very clear as what could only be described as in a similar fashion to how Kevlar is depositing himself in the long drop a spurt of necrotic brain tissue found itself arching through the air and landing directly in said forbidden spot. I left with more questions than answers but none more pressing as just how the Dr Kane foresaw this rather morbidly entertaining event. Couldn't wait another three weeks to tell you this and hope it could offer at least a giggle after a long day of building after what I'm sure was a brilliant rest day.

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  4. Woohoo! Excellent blog. Pleased to hear your training in bargain hunting has paid off, I'm so proud of you. Love Mum x

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    1. Aunty Mickey says "Hi" (well that's all I can repeat on here anyway!) Lol x

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  5. Bumble, bumble along,
    Shout, screech, dismay
    Is it too early for alcohol?
    No you won't
    yes you will,
    You have to,
    don't run
    Stop that,
    Listen to me
    WAIT
    Holly has text.....
    Silence
    Fumble, jostle, push and shove
    Let me see!
    You can't read
    Is she coming home?
    QUIET
    Listen.......
    Is that all?
    She's good
    Misses us
    Kisses us
    She's out for the day
    Did they let her out of the camp?
    On special leave?
    Good behaviour
    ANOTHER TEXT
    Let me see
    Shove
    Can I have the password To my iPad?
    PING
    Is it her again?
    Why?
    She saves her texts?
    sHHHHH!!!!
    It's so good to hear
    Heart swells
    Kids drift away
    Tea and texts
    Ahhh
    Good good day
    Lots o loves mama WG

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  6. So today navigating to Manchester a message on my phone with the proverbial mum , instantly thought it was Beth as I was sat next to James and Izzy was out of touch.Took a few messages to realise it was Izzy, wow buzzing to hear from her then reality of izzys messages how is the food , "fine " e., is everyone ok having fun? " yes" . Then a whole sentence and yes i packed the batteries, in fact you packed the bag and i just handed you stuff so it's probably next to your clean clothes.i hope you found them. It was lovely to have a conversation with Izzy and cheered us up .so exciting to hear you've seen zebra and giraffes, can you remember zoo keeper for a day and feeding the giraffe and it licking you? Hope you enjoyed your rest day so back to work and take some tablets regularly if your back is bad , you have plenty. Xxx Helen Green

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  7. Zebras, ostriches and giraffes, how fab! Think Sam needs another rest day as he didn't see any of them! Toilet takes aren't sounding too good!! All becoming a but much for you all?? Keep smiling x

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  8. Oh gosh which bainbridge is getting told off? I miss telling off my bainbridge. The animals sound fab! Toilets and the trots does not! So proud to see Jacob building away there. Barry is very impressed. You can help him out when you're home at the end of the holidays for some extra building work on the schools ;-) seriously sounds. Love mum, barry, con, joe and sam xx

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  9. Jacob Bainbridge. So proud of you seeing you working building the wall, and so jealous of you being able to see all the animals, Love Nannie and grandad

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  10. Proud of what you're doing Bob. Love from your Em xxxx

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  11. Great blog now we are hearing how it really is on site. Can't emagine Karen is stressed at all. Nice to see the walls are getting higher. We have been talking to a German guy from Bavaria telling him about your exploits in Tanzania so word of the expedition is travelling far. We have moved into the Vosges in France and will be telling the local here about you exploits.

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  13. Dad would'nt type it....love you oscar and we are all very proud of you xxx keep up the hard work xxx mum (wilkinson) xxx

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